15 March 2010

A Word Of Warning

Ok, I'm gonna tell a story:
Once upon a time some clever person invented the fence and everyone was very happy. You see, the fence was very useful: it could keep out people you didn't want to see, keep in mischevious children and lock them in school on a nice sunny day :( , you could hang clothes to dry on it and even grow roses on it.
But there was a problem, you see they are very hard to climb over. And this is where I utter my caution, don't do it!
Seriously, especially picket fences, they hurt! And big fences, they are a lot higher when you are stranded at the top!
So there you go, don't try to go over them, instead use something really useful called a gate.

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